Devil's Rejects: Spazztic Blurr

Am I the only one that didn't know Chuck E. cheese was in a band?

Devil's Rejects: Grog

It's like the poster for a horrible and failed Teen Nick show.

Devil's Rejects: Captain Kill

This band is about as intimidating as the cast of Too Wong Foo.

Devil's Rejects: Adrenalin Kick

Trrrrooooonnnn! Anybody seen the new movie speaking of? I haven't.

Devil's Rejects: Anima Damnata

They forgot the word Sad.

Devil's Rejects: Rebel .357

So Derp is the new Rebel?

Devil's Rejects: Satan's Saints

Ok, really Satan. You need to step up your game. I don't have a blog in your name just to have guys like this be your representatives. Get it together man.

Devil's Rejects: Deres

Wait...wait...let me get into my best metal pose. Ok...go!

Devil's Rejects: Vengeance (DEU)

Two guys posing like a 70's band and two guys who look like they went to high school in the 70's is a formula for success.

Devil's Rejects: Pope Heathen Scum

The man being mistaken by a woman as being pregnant is the band member. Just to clarify.

Devil's Rejects: Hairy Pussy

Ah cheer up big guy, you'll find love somewhere. I'm sure of it!

Devil's Rejects : Sundown

Sundown
You better take care
Lest you end up with gold pants and dying your hair

*If you can guess what those lyrics are a parody of you get 100 old points.

Devil's Rejects: Inverted Pentagram

You know what would have been awesome. Someone hiding in the woods suddenly yelling "Go be fucking evil and bloody on someone elses grave,I'm trying to rest here jackass!!"

Devil's Rejects: Chimera (Cze)

"I'm sorry but I just don't see what these two are looking at".

Devil's Reject: Ride For Revenge

As inspiring as this should be, at least Jeff Becerra has the decency not to look like something just dug up from the grave.

Devil's Rejects: Coprofagi

Trying to think of something witty and funny to say about two dudes in their underwear drnking beer and holding chainsaws and axes with a band name that essentially means "I eat shit" and coming up with nothing.

Devil's Rejects: Keys of Light

Is this a band or a casting call for Final Destination?

Devil's Rejects: Fort Royal

A more apt name should have been Unibrow.

Devil's Rejects: Eternal War

Eternal War with the contents of their stomach.

Devil's Rejects: Afflicted Convulsion

So to get in this band you must like death metal and perms. Also huffing is a favorite pastime.