Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Ozzy's Ouija Board Makes a great Stocking Stuffer.


File this under the WTF department.So in order to get people to pay even more ridiculous prices to attend a concert Ozzy is including a Hasbro Ouija board with the purchase of a VIP ticket to any future shows.

So for between 300 and 1000 dollars depending on what VIP package you purchase you can watch Ozzy sweat, clap like a monkey, yell "Come on, I can't fucking hear you!", and get water dumped on you while listening to an hour and a half of hits and then get some cool stuff including a Ouija board game. Personally for that amount of money and something as stupid as an Ouija board game it damn well better play 'See you on the other side' as the piece is moving around the board.

Gene Simmons must be pissed he didn't think to get this trademarked.

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