Friday, February 04, 2011

Heavy Metal Sex Ed 101. This is How to Not Explain It To your Kids

Have you ever wondered where babies come from? Well don't ask people with tattoo's on their necks in shitty deathcore bands. They have no clue. Go ask Fear Factory. They know what's going on. And Arsis, it's really not that hard of a question is it?


Scott said...

Someone please explain to Burton C Bell that although his attempt at truthfulness was gallant, sperm does not swim up in to the ovaries.

I think Mr. Bell needs to go back to high school biology and watch The Miracle Of Life again.

Rob Liz said...

Hey at least he tried to give an answer compared to most of those jackasses:P

Scott said...

Too bad he didn't mention that Dino eats them.