Friday, January 21, 2011

How To Stave Off An Attack By a Pack of Wolves: Play Creed.

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This story started out as a kid being attacked by wolves played Megadeth on his boombox or something and made them run away. No word was given on what song. Now it turns out the story is even more lame. First of all, it wasn't Megadeth it was Creed the kid was playing. And now it wasn't even an attack. The kid was walking home somewhere in Norway and a pack of 4 wolves came into his path so he took out his headphones and cranked the radio up. And they trotted away. So not even a snarl it was just happenstance. No indication if the wolves were even aggressive or threatening. So the moral of the story is that wolves think you're a douchebag for listening to Creed and will leave you alone. This story was better when the stupid kid didn't correct people on what he was listening to. Slow news days suck.

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